27th
December
2011
Failure to consume
Looks like I’m in trouble! According to the newspapers, I’ve missed my holiday duty – to consume, madly. No queues in front of big box stores. No mall crawls. Not even a blip on the nation’s credit report. In a world where the economy trumps everything else, I’ve sat back and let others stand in my place. If we were at war (and we are), I might see people pointing in my direction and murmuring. “Failure to consume!”
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