18th
December
2011
Tough guys need ShoeGoo too
Keep your Chuck Norris myths. I’ve just watched Stephen Seagal in back-t0-back movies and I know who the toughest guy really is. At sea. On the train. In the air (from moment to moment). Nobody meaner! Seriously, just watching the stunts makes me hurt. I know, it’s not all real, but I can get hurt hammering in thumbtacks. I’m easily impressed by random acts of violence. And no, I’m not going to grow up to be a menace to society. I can play nice, if I have to.
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