7th
December
2013
Plugged in
For those times when we have to share the house, by ourselves, the dog and I have come to an unspoken understanding. If I sleep, he sleeps. If I watch TV, he sleeps. If I leave to purchase foodstuffs (such as steak and mushrooms with a side of chocolate pudding), he will stay outside and scare away door-to-door evangelists and roaming squirrels (insignificant difference). If I eat chips, he will (in keeping with the unspoken part of our deal) use his paw to remind me of my duty. That’s about the extent of it. We never argue…
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