I’m sure he had his reasons. The gorilla, I mean. You know, that bad boy over at the Buffalo Zoo. I’m sure he’d had quite enough remarks about how much better he’d look if he shaved and cut his hair, or chose better shirts. It is regrettable that he chose to bite that zookeeper, but without opposable thumbs, it’s hard to hold a pen and write down your feelings. Or play a protest song on your guitar.