Runs like the wind
Based on less than scientific evidence – on a very small sample, in fact, I’m going to go out on a limb and say that all dogs run faster than me. Today the sofa shark got “loose” on no less than three occasions, and used all of them to mock the rest of us. Look at me… I can go anywhere I want. See the neighbour; up close and personal. Sprint. Corner on a dime. Straight between your legs and his outstretched arms. Ignore the nice voice. Ignore the cookies. Ignore the pig’s ear (pig not included). In fact, on one of the three freedom frolics, it was the diversion of digging a new hole under the cedar tree and then being faked out by a doggie biscuit thrown into said hole that led to a capture.
But it was a beautiful sight. Ears in streamline mode. Tail held high. Free as a bird, running like the wind. Laughing at the silly humans that are SO slow.
