10th July 2018

Relish, the ugly sister of condiments?

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Around here, decisions to replace are made after deep reflection… or an offer to throw the old part away, quickly and replace it (whatever it might be) with something that actually works. You see, now I have new solar lights for the edge of the walkway.

The marvels of country living are endless. Why, today, a man with a big truck came by. In return for a few hundred dollars and some conversation, he took all our old sh*t away with him. Can’t get that kind of service in the city.

The dog is so pleased with my latest trip to the city. He now has a full kg of beef and chicken jerky. Given that our local supermarket is chronically out of stock on the stuff, I decided to go big. Two stores worth. He also has a new tether wire, as the other one is MIA.

I’m missing a local concert, on purpose. Yes, I could go and sit quietly in the auditorium, applauding after each piece of music. Or, I could stay home in case the thunder storm starts. I like watching big weather out over the water.

They got the whole soccer team with their coach, out of that flooded cave system in Thailand. I’m left in awe. How would we do, locally (ignoring the fact that we have no cave systems)?

Shout out to the summer BBQ crowd. Mustard is now off the “retaliatory tariff list”, although ketchup is still on it. Plan your hamburgers accordingly. I wonder how relish escaped notice (or is it like the ugly sister of condiments?)

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